once me and my mate dave went down to the local pond and teased many ducks with a lovely loaf of bread .then this other time me and dave went walking into this area where there was alot of crime and we got mugged and beaten up then we told the police and they told us that we were weirdos ..then this other time me n dave went into a shop and i saw dave put a bar of chocolate into his pocket and i was like dave stop stealing then the shop woman herd us and arrested dave n then i cried because i wanted half of the bar he was about to steal then this other time my parents sent me to a mental institution because i had an imaginary friend called dave
