Well....you can sit and have a chat with it, and when you get bored, you could eat it :D

LMAO.....I would stew it first,if you ask me.:D

I believe its a mission item Arlo. Where did ya get it from??

Yeah, It's a mission item for the "insane gardener" 
malikar

Too bad it is a mission item and you have to give it to the king.  
It would really be good sliced over a boiling pike with a little sauteed gringeric or imp mushroom.