hi n gl = hi and goose loose
hi n bl = hi and bear loose
ty = tiny yo-yo
no ty = no tiny yo-yo'
wtf = when toads fly
omg = oh my geish
omfg = oh my french geish
ffs = fish for sale
vns = very neat sausage
vul = very usefull lampshade
vnt = very nice tie

Im not getting paid for this so i hope you appreiciate what im doing, now if someone says something stupid just cheack my dictionary, ty