It was a time when we all had fun playing pool or telling jokes, where did that gone and why?
Where is all the fun?
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Where is all the fun?
Well, even we`re a bit older (never said wiser), believe it or not, I do miss Mr. Bishi, Magical, Dr. Jingle and least but not last Newkie. Where are you, guys?
Whats the difference beetween a blond and a mosquito? (scroll down) (keep goin) ( jus a lil further) a mosquito stop sukin when u slap it!
Tazz
There should be more topics like this :D......... Q: What's the difference between listening to Alex Ferguson's after-match interview and childbirth? A: One's an extremely painful almost unbearable experience, and the other one's just having a baby. Q: What have Man Utd and a 3-pin plug got in common? A: They're both búgger-all use in Europe. --------------------------------------------------------- Beckham, Giggs & Cole were training on a Wednesday afternoon when Cole says, 'why don’t we scive off? The boss leaves at noon on Wednesdays & never calls or rings or nowt, he’d never know!' They all scived off & Cole went to the pictures, Giggs went to the zoo (like the good welsh lad he is) & Beckham thought he would surprise his missus. He arrived home to find Alex Ferguson wedged firmly up posh spice. Next Wednesday afternoon, Cole scum suggested they scive off again, Giggs scum agreed but Beckham scum said “No fear, I nearly got caught last week” --------------------------------------------------------- Top tip for Manchester United fans: don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable pénis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
Tazz
Even though Manchester United are my favourite english football team, these are too amazing not to say... Q: What do Manchester fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God? A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson. Alec Ferguson visits Highbury and Arsene Wenger tells him that foreign footballers are more intelligent than home grown ones.... "I don't think so" says Alex Ferguson. Mr Wenger calls Dennis Berkamp over.... "Now Dennis," Arsene began, "Your father's son is not your brother, who is he?" "Simple," Dennis said confidently, "it's me!!" Next day Alex calls David Beckham into his office and asks him the same question, "Your fathers son is not you brother, who is he?" David took a second to think and asked if he could get back to him tomorrow with the answer. That night when David got home, he ask's his wife, Posh Spice, if she knew. She had no clue. She told him to phone Jaap Stam. David phones Jaap Stam, asks him the question and gets an answer straight away. Next morning goes to see the boss. "I've worked out," he said, "it's Jaap Stam!" Alex Ferguson looks disappointingly at David and says... "You are really a stupid búgger aren't you, it's Dennis Berkamp!" [Edited by: Mr Bishi: for Tazz, on 28-Mar-2003 17:55]
why dosnt osama bin laden have sex with his 5 wives? cause every time he opens their legs he see's bush!
Tazz
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? A: About 2 cans of hair spray hehe, I love them :D:D
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah my old friend, I want you to make me a new Ark." Noah replies, "No problem God, me old supreme being, anything you want after all you're the boss!" But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other." "20 DECKS!" screams Noah, "Well, ok, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well ... sort of right. This time I just want you to fill it up with fish." God answers. "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish. Well, I'll make it more specific Noah, I want Carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling, Carp!" Noah looks to the skies, "OK, let me get this right. You want a new Ark?" "Check." "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?" "Check." "And you want it full of Carp?" "Check" "Just one thing, why?" asked Noah. (scroll down a little) (a little more) "No special reason." says God, "I just always fancied a
Multi-Story Carp Ark
!" I hope that wasn't too stressful for you
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Mr. Bishi don't ever make me scroll that far ever again... it was too much for me to handle
¥MãgÍ©äl¤i got a couple of jokes 4 u lot seen as tho i am a leeds fan i dont really like man u. so here is a joke or 2 Q: What have David Beckham and trains got in common? They both go in and out of Victoria Q: Why does Beckham have T.G.I.F printed on the front of his boots? A: Toes Go In First! England manager Sven Goran Erikson told David Beckham that he was picked to play in the next match but he said I might pull you off at half time, David said great I usually only get an orange.
y are u people sayin bishi is old if you saw his picture he had up with him dj'ing at the fod doo u wud know he is like 19-20
Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
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A: Justice Fingers!
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